vm0ney said: Yeah. I want to get a job in algorithmic trading, and most firms are NY. WE SHOULD LIVE TOGETHER.

OMG DUDE THAT WOULD BE SO IDEAL YES CAN WE??

twattwattwattwattwat:

eachwildidea:

Highly informative. 

Oatmeal Cookie is my shot…

buttery nipple omg

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[Don’t] rally against hipsters. That’s fine, be a hipster, it’s okay, you’re 22 - you’re supposed to be an asshole. Just don’t get so embedded in it that you become like Hipster Serpico and all of a sudden you’re 26 and you’ve got a ‘Golden Girls’ neck tattoo and you’re on a unicycle, and someone’s like “What do you really like?” and you’re like “I don’t even know anymore!” Don’t become so entrenched that you forgot that you’re a human being in 2012. — Kyle Kinane (via andrewmcclain)

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i think i honestly really want to live in brooklyn at some point soon in my life

like

i want to

i want it

i am looking at apartments in brooklyn on craigslist

dang

public transportation boner

queensimia:

kittea-cat:

YES HELLO

YES I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ALL THE CARROTS

THANK YOU

Man, these dust bunnies are getting out of control.

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poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

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alittlesherlocked:

castiels-little-bitch:

team-free-will-and-the-impala:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

“gettin’ real tired of your shit pooh”

This is one of my most favourite things ever

Winnie the Troll

Not afraid to say that this is one of my favorite movies ever.

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