March 2012
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god people are so pretty and interesting and I just want to touch their faces
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...”
– Gary Provost (via qmsd)
This might be my favourite quote on writing ever.
(via bdoing)
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So this guy I’ve known since I was like 3 who worked with my mother and who I worked with this summer is now on probation from his job for viewing gay porn on his work computer…
seriously on his work computer? Fucking hell. I hope he doesn’t lose his job for something so dumb.
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bauhau5:
science it’s so much fun look this molecule is laughing
omg starch is my copilot
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I had a really lovely evening and omg Kimya Dawson is like such a kind and beautiful person.
and Leslie Hall is a hottie. And the Lys are all bomb shells.
and I think I saw all the lesbians in the midwest tonight and I must say, I’m impressed.
and I want to make out and stuff.
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I really hope that if I’m in the vicinity of a mind reader they don’t mind that I basically say “twat twat twat twat twat” like nearly all the time
twat
twat
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MAAAAAAAAAAAA
sturbation
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maddogcalvin:
When I finish writing something, I feel proud, accomplished, like I just built a nice house, some faux-Georgian style thing. Then I return to the house I built a few days later and it’s in shambles. Not like it was hit by one terrible disaster, but like it aged fifty years with no upkeep in an instant. And I think, ‘This is a mess I’ll never be able to clean up.’ Sometimes though,...
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kinky femmes
“Femme is defiance. Femme ignores the male gaze & tells patriarchy to fuck...”
– BOSSY FEMME (via albinwonderland)
[[MORE]]I’m just really really happy about my brother
because prozac is really working for him
and he’s doing things he hasn’t done in years
and adding to conversations
and going out of the house
and making plans
god, I think this could be the thing that will bring my brother back and that’s fucking brilliant.
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The Hollow Road
attackedby27dogstoday:
This is a short horror story I wrote a while back when I was thinking about the concept of sense of place. It’s kind of a horror story for people who like geography…
The Hollow Road is a crumbling, asphalt-paved side street descending unobtrusively between two more heavily used tertiary avenues. It falls quietly down a steep hill through a thick new growth forest with...
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sometimes I’ll tell myself that I’m not watching porn exactly
and I realize that like if you just watch the sex scenes from episodes of the l word and don’t care a shit about character development it’s basically porn
but it’s not exactly porn
it’s tasteful
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I think that my ideal romantic situation would be playing the role of the play-thing in an open marriage between two older women
and I would live with them and have a little room of my own and cook for them and watch netflix with them and have sex a bit and we’d be a nice normal family
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why I do believe you are a homosexual
proceed I suppose
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“Got to stop thinking about vaginas, it’s my big night! … mmmm...”
– Jeremy Usborne
stages of life
postconsumerperson:
My thoughts during high school: Oh no, I have rehearsal and my homework is so hard!
My thoughts during college: I have to figure out what kind of human being I am and how I can become a functional component of society sometime within the next three years so that I don’t starve to death, alone. Also, my homework is so hard, harder than it was in high school.
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why have I never seen but i'm a cheerleader
like why
