August 2012
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man oh man I wanna make out
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July 2012
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I can’t sleep I can’t write I can’t do anything useful or pleasurable fucking hell
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cosmo tip #185
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
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lickingboniversnipples-deactiva asked: OH MY GAWD THANKS FOR CALLING ME THE DEFINITION OF SASS THAT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY IT MEANS A LOT TO ME!!!
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lickingboniversnipples:
So I made a facebook page for my cat and then I updated my status to “I hate everyone but my cat. And she hates me. So that’s pretty sad.”
So then on my cat’s page I commented, “Sucks to suck.”
Then this bitch that made my life hell for like 2 months in high school liked that comment and like wtf bitch you don’t have permission to like that fuck you.
if you wanna
a: have you ever smoked weed? If yes, tell us the craziest thing you've done while high.
b: what's your favorite restaurant? do you get the same thing every time you go?
c: biggest insecurity?
d: any pets? tell us about them!
e: name 5 things you dislike about yourself and 5 things you like about yourself
f: ever been to a foreign country? If not, where do you want to go most?
g: what are 5 objects that you can grab right now?
h: 3 bad habits?
i: yes or no: you've done something illegal. (brave ones will say what!)
j: what does the last text message you received say?
k: what does the last text message you sent say?
l: is there one thing that always makes you laugh?
m: 3 things you hope happen before summer ends?
n: 5 turn offs
o: 5 turn ons
p: smash or pass the person who sends this to you
q: quote your favorite song lyric
r: what's the one item you treasure te most?
s: spit or swallow?
t: tell us the story of _____
u: favorite thing about yourself?
v: are you a virgin?
w: what do you think about young love?
x: one x-rated thing you would do with {insert url or celebrity here}
y: one person you really admire and why?
z: what time do you usually go to bed?
: *: ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
!!: something we'd find surprising about you?
%: do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
+: would you rather cuddle or spoon?
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why is the mars cafe closing whyyyyy
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it’s so lovely there.
feedoffthehive:
You can be body-positive and still have preferences. You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.
Yes.
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meghan's cat just added me on facebook
now I’m just really confused
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Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:
Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
Interviewer: Yes.
Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question?
Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.
“When gays get so angry about a chicken sandwich, it is because Chick-fil-A has...”
– Conor Gaughan - “We Are Not Arguing Over Chicken” (Huffington Post)
^ This
This right here
(via thefingerfuckingfemalefury)
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why am I watching clips from the tyra show on youtube
what
what the hell
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like there’s probably for real a cozy mystery story about a prostitute who desperately wants to work at a bakery
and she comes up with a fake identity to fulfill this dream
but the owner finds out who she is and turns her into his bagel slut
and at that point it becomes an erotic novel
so it’s not really a mystery at all
because she’s really just a bagel slut
that’s...
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what about bagel slut
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is bagel connoisseur a reasonably high aspiration for me
am I selling myself short here
or reaching a little too far
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things that are totally reasonable:
1. telepathy
2. dyslexia
3. fusion
4. whales
“It offends me both as a librarian and a pervert.”
– best comment on 50 Shades of Grey that I’ve heard so far (via zarahlee)
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oh my god my short story is kind of coming together
oh my god good
apcalvin:
apcalvin:
You Want to Fuck Her Again...
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