September 2012
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wow lots of feelings
I am simultaneously angry, sad and also hating myself for being upset
I don’t really deserve to be upset about this and it shouldn’t be that big of a deal but it feels like a big deal because I thought we were at least sort of friendly acquaintances at least and with that came at least a small amount of trust?
but again this is like something I...
August 2012
wow didn’t know you were dumb enough to post a picture of yourself hugging beer
dumb on many levels
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I just made a super baller sandwich
like dang it’s really good
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shamlet replied to your post: life updates
this guy talked to me for like a half an hour about greenpeace and then totally shamed me when i admitted i didn’t have the money to sign up. i was genuinely pissed.
goddamn what a dick! that’s seriously fucked up.
paradise-line:
realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:
beanigirl:
STOP SCROLLING AND PUT YOUR MOUSE OVER THIS
ALSO THIS
AND THIS
Well that escalated quickly.
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life updates
apples are truly the bomb
I am now a member of greenpeace mainly because girls who are passionate about environmental issues are really good at convincing me to do things
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love is pretty neat
Watchdenizenoftheuniverse:
shamlet:
2jews1oven:
literally my favorite video ever uploaded to the internet
i normally don’t actually watch videos that people post on tumblr but jesus fucking christ.
holy shit. this is great
brotherly bonding at its best right har
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Don't tell me that "the taxpayers" are paying for...
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BORED
bring on the breaking bad and fritos
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but seriously
lionel richie
like what the fuck
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chernobyl replied to your post: wow my cousin is marrying a ridiculously rich girl
just be stoned the whole time okay PROMISE ME
wow this is the best idea thank you stephen
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wow my cousin is marrying a ridiculously rich girl
like her father owned this rv company that warren fucking buffet bought for 100 million dollars
and he has several other businesses
and like
we’re gonna go to their wedding which is in chicago at this luxury hotel
and get this
lionel richie is playing at their reception
lionel
fucking
richie
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deja va va voom
thinking you have seen a certain porno before
Life update
battlechuck:
I just woke up from a dream where I met Andrew Garfield at a party. I asked him for his autograph but the only paper I could find was on the back of a temporary tattoo in my pocket. after he signed it I accidentally dropped it in ranch dressing and it was gone forever.
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pooniverse:
with a frog in my gut and a foot up my butt
i read slash in the tub while i jack off to smut
I just discovered this and it deserved reblogging from myself
with a frog in my gut and a foot up my butt
i read slash in the tub while i jack off to smut
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can I point out that my 5000th post was “orgasm”
katplanet replied to your post: orgasm
good job
orgasm
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shamlet:
“if you’re gonna lie, i’m gonna accidentally touch your junk.” -anna, to james
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shamlet:
ANNA AND I ARE BOTH ON TUMBLR
SHE’S NOT WRONG
