March 19th, 2013 at 1:05PM

i had a really lovely weekend :33

#madison was super fun#seeing kaavya and james was the best#i just slept for 14 hours#omg
March 2nd, 2013 at 2:40AM

oh no salivation

projectile

“i am very much in control of myself” and bursts out laughing, unable to keep saliva in his mouth 

3 notes #omg
February 21st, 2013 at 10:55PM

baddrunkhipster:

pooniverse:so star wars fruit snacks are a thing and i’m glad bout that

 katplanet said: i thought it was an enormous condom darn

 crimeowl said: that’s a condom

great minds think alike 

Anna has a giant dick, that’s why i love her so much 

I’m not going to argue

4 notes Source: pooniverse #omg#baddrunkhipster#i keep my man happy
February 5th, 2013 at 12:06AM

WHAAAAAT TIG NOTARO IS GOING TO BE AT THE MISSION CREEK FESTIVAL????????

I AM GOING TO DIE 

2 notes #she's so cute#omg#tig notaro
December 28th, 2012 at 3:29AM

we got a dog

his name is sam

more pictures to come (duh)

4 notes #dog#omg#yay#crimeowl
December 13th, 2012 at 11:27PM

I AM DONE WITH PHYSICS FOREVER

providing of course I actually pass

BUT I AM DONE FUCK YES 

#omg#yes#done#that final was so brutal omg#DON'T CARE I'M DONE
October 25th, 2012 at 5:49PM

waaaahhhhh putting off getting a flu shot for a few more minutes because aaahhh scary

#scary#omg
October 25th, 2012 at 12:10AM

krysten ritter is so hot it should not even be legal

4 notes #like damn#omg#breaking bad
October 14th, 2012 at 2:22PM

YOU GUYS

CORGIS

AND 

BOWTIES

OH

MY FUCKING

GOD

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68,169 notes Source: wildforpaws #LOOK AT THEM#LOOK#OMG
August 6th, 2012 at 6:46PM

……I have the best boyfriend…………….

4 notes #like dang#denizenoftheuniverse#omg
August 4th, 2012 at 1:07PM

pyrostark:

It happened.

<3

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June 21st, 2012 at 12:20PM

I kinda want to dye my hair blue

and by kinda I mean really 

1 note #omg
April 26th, 2012 at 9:04PM
Fill an ice cube tray with melted chocolate, add berries. Freeze. Yum. holy fuck get in my mouth

Fill an ice cube tray with melted chocolate, add berries. Freeze. Yum.

holy fuck get in my mouth

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April 18th, 2012 at 3:08PM
thanks to my lovely best friend I now have more justin bieber stickers than I know what to do with &lt;3 

thanks to my lovely best friend I now have more justin bieber stickers than I know what to do with <3 

1 note #jb is my destiny#these are the goofiest stickers#omg#i love you brianna#awakethissoul#getting mail is the best
April 16th, 2012 at 5:18PM

(via insatiablelimbs-deactivated2012)

45,150 notes Source: bobrossgifs #sneaky little cloud#omg